Don't You Just Hate That...

-based on the book by Scott Cohen-

Sitting down, getting comfortable and ready to watch TV and realizing that you left the remote in the kitchen.

Realizing that you're wrong after you've been arguing to prove that you're right.

People who always have food on their faces.

When someone eats the most disgusting thing you can think of right in front of you.

Singing loudly enough in the shower so that you can hear yourself and realizing after you get out that everyone else in the house could hear you too.

People who are always always ALWAYS several hours late.

Having to share your best friend with someone else.

Not liking the present you got from the person who normally gives THE BEST presents.

When you find yourself talking to someone who's not listening.

People who are hard of hearing and ask "What?" over and over again.

Being so excited for something and then it doesn't happen.

Awkward silences with people you shouldn't feel awkward with.

Biting into a piece of fruit that looks ripe but is rock hard.

A slow driver in front of you when you're already late.

Hitting a body part that already has a bruise on it.

When your feet fall asleep.

Raising your hand to ask a question and having the teacher begin to walk over, and then 3 more people between you and the teacher raise their hands, and she stops to help them first.

Laughing at something for waaaay too long, and people start to look at you like you're embarrassing yourself, which you are.

Really enjoying a song and then someone starts asking you questions in the middle of it.

When someone stands right in front of the TV while you're watching it.

When someone starts a sentence and then never finishes it.

Organizing something, walking away, and then coming back to find it completly messed up.

When the maid moves your stuff from the place you like it to the place she thinks is best.

Elderly people who shove past you or walk so slow and don't let you pass them.

Peopleee whoo tyyppeee likeee thisssssss, all the time.

Thinking that you smell what you're craving for dinner, then coming downstairs to find that it's not at all what you wanted.

People who don't see how lucky they are.

Men who boss their wives around in public.

When someone hurts your feelings, and then tries to cover it up by saying "Just kidding".

Knowing what you want to say, sitting down with the person you want to say it to, and then not being able to say it.